Sorry that it's been months since I've contributed to LiveJournal, but in December of last year I moved from the wastelands of Anaheim, California to the pastoral suburbs of Detroit, Michigan. I've been occupied with obtaining new health care here in Michigan (I'm on disability), dealing with financial difficulties, and settling into my new home. ( Read more... )

"Queen Vivienne is in an incredibly bad mood right now. To use the common vernacular: she is royally pissed off, and anyone intruding upon her right now stands an equal chance of being blown to bits or turned to stone, depending on how MUCH they piss her off.
Are you willing to take your chances, or wait until Her Majesty is in a much better mood?"

Naga Hamadryad is best described as the nightmare version of a Goth girl sex fantasy--an Unseelie assassin of the Gentry who takes a perverse pleasure in seducing her victims before she kills them. Slender, supple, and athletic in build, Naga is a few inches above average height, graceful and lithe with a shapely dancer's figure as well as a pale ( Read more... )

From the universe of Fixing a Hole:

"Give a Mine Goblin a complete set of magical tools, and he (or she) is just as happy as can be.

Give a Mine Goblin a complete set of magical tools and an original idea... and you have a disaster just waiting to happen."

Proof that Lenore is one of the most frightening and disturbing of my characters.

"This is the zipper wand. It zips and unzips people. I just zipped your eyes and mouth shut.

What should I do next? Should I zip your nose shut and slowly watch you suffocate?

Or should I unzip you from front to back, starting just below your breastbone, inch by inch ( Read more... )